(Source: fassyy, via liamdryden)


*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.


calfficial:

irwinhat:

Just saying but apparently in upcoming video

  • Michael is wearing white button down shirt
  • Luke is wearing plaid red shirt
  • 2/4 are wearing button down shirts
  • YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
  • IT MEANS GOOD GIRLS
  • ARE BAD GIRLS
  • THAT HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT

choke me to death

(via giorginabieber)


music:

VMA 2014 Moments Round Up

Beyonce is a feminist, Blue is flawless. Taylor Swift shakes it off and Miley cries after asking someone less fortunate to stand in for her acceptance speech. Sam Smith makes the world slowly sway. Nicki Minaj booty pops on Usher. Katy Perry and RiFF RAFF channel their best Britney and Justin selves. Katy Perry has no idea who Fifth Harmony is and everyone is just so damn excited. 

(Courtesy of MTV, Daily Mail Celeb, MTV Style, MTV NewsVH1On Air with Ryan Seacrest, MattsGIFs and PurrfectZarry)



savage-ass:

danisnotonfire:

NEW VIDEO EVERYONE! ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’

I found this video extremely humorous whilst slightly seizing me of the small shred of innocence I still have

(via danisnotonfire)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

carriehopefletcher:

lauuwmcfly:

Happy 29th birthday TOM FLETCHER! +

Happy Birthday BumFace! @tommcfly


dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

(via troyesivan)


lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(X)

(Source: svetlnamilkovich, via anotherwillgrayson)


onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

image

1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via dazed-lost-confused)



carriehopefletcher:

USE YOUR WORDS!!!

— Excerpt from “Conversations with my Mother”  (via andreeaanderson)

(Source: speioritur, via captainkatieb)


(Source: stucklys, via dazed-lost-confused)

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

(via dazed-lost-confused)

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